Monday, October 4, 2010

Kerala University = Easy Money.

Well, I dont think i need to give a special intro on dis one.any unlucky chap who happened to b a student under d kerala university will knw wat am talkin about,right?after my day at d university to register 4 my supplementary xams,i hav d urge to speak about d money making machine dat d kerala university has turned into..
                     I hear in d news dat kerala gets its major revenue from d liquor industry.i gues no1 ever tried counting d University profits.for if they did,am pretty sure u wud find Rs. 20 per application form (which is,in fact,nothing more dan a piece of printed paper 2 enter ur details,n d subjects 4 which u wanna appear) is much more of a profit dan, wat, 200 Rs per bottle(?).n i must tell u that its a Separate form for Each Semester.so if u r that not-so-rare lucky guy who got a back paper in each of ur 8 semesters of engg,then Congrats.u won urself d big prize. frankly, i mus say, d esteemed Vice Chancellor has indeed taken good business training b4 he enterd d university business.may b he got his training from lalu prasad yadav.
                    I extend my sincere my sincere gratitude to d F**kin VC 4 making d lives of every engineering student,a living hell.indeed,words in d accepted dictionary of refined English r not enough to express my feelings for dis disgusting creature that wears d VC suite.d 1st time i heard about d new VC was wen he announced d new fee structure for supplementary n improvement exams.d bloody Son of a B****h increased d fees,by about 50 Rs PER SUBJECT.he must hav done statistical studies n found d treasure waiting for him - students rarely pass all semesters widout back papers (wich,in turn,is Also a contribution of d great efficient teaching mechanism in d coleges under d Same University.wonder y Mr. Know-it-all good-for-nothing dint take any relevant steps towards improving things on Dat side of d deal.wasn't profitable enough, i guess.y bother,right, dumb-ass?).so d big Einstein figured he would just go ahead n squeeze d poor chaps of their life blood, coz he knows that Once a guy's In d engg stream, he Has to get thru all d papers in-order to get anything Useful out of all d trouble.Moron.
                     Right now,as it is,u gotta pay 100 bucks per subject, plus all d extra Undefined charges that goes in d name of base fee n CV. but hey!there IS 1 plus point..! If u get more than 4 back-papers in 1 semester, then u r in for d mega discount.only 200 Rs for valuation.happy happy happy..is dis bloody idiot actually telling d engg. guys to get more than 4 papers so at they can get d reduction?what kind of a demotivating, useless jerk with not so much as a Brain cell is dis guy?????n how d hell did he make it to d VC post of a University, with such a mind set??raised d fees for regular exams by more than 300 Rs, improvement n supplementary exams by such margin, revaluation forms have their own stories. perfect pandemonium. good going, jackass.
                     Seriously, d big guy who runs d university now,has some absolute complexes up in his vacuum head,so to speak.not my opinion alone.i have heard on separate occasions,from friends n people including my college authorities, that this guy has a considerable number of loose screws.may b its personal/family issues,may b his wife ran away with a beggar(wouldn't blame HER if she did.),may b its just his sadistic character that's bugging him,or may b its just that this shit-face was just a victim of a bloody child abuse.well, whatever d reason,i got 1 thing to tell this man."SCREW YOU!".

9 comments:

  1. aliyaaa kidilammmmmmm
    satyam eganaeeee araenkilum okaeee vilichuparayanadae samayam kazhijhuuuu

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  2. Da u forgot the big thing....
    Now 1 semester = 3-4 months...
    All those encyclopaedia like texts has to be studied within this 3 months..
    I'm damn sure that our Exam Controller in Charge didn't go to College or he was an 1 with external hard disk attached to his brain and with a processor with 1000Ghz speed...

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  3. nalla vaakukal kond oru comment iduka ennu parayunnath valare budhimutt aanu...
    VC naariye kond enthayalum university dewasom pole aayi njan adakkam ula palarum suppliku enu paranju kaanikka ittu pannikalku ipo pootha paisa aanu...panni nari VC...VC is Very Cruel..:-(

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  4. @hunter - gud point.btw,who r u?
    @anand - classic comment!hehe

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  5. seriously this is insane...the base fee is split up like this 75 for stationery...50 for registration...50 for marklist... then coms C.V fee... bloody hell y the fk they r collecting 75 bucks from every student as stationery man??? i hope stationery means pen ,pencil,rubber,scale n dose stuff..!! or does it even include sanitary napkins n condom packs for those hu r correcting?????? n if so wid 75 u could get a month pack i guess..!! n y is dis CV fee soo high are they givin biriyani to those hu r correcting???

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  6. @ nijil - 75 frm each student 4 d stationery..even if they correct wid a PARKER 4 each guy,ink doesnt run out on a single student's paper,ryt?so i guess they drink d rest..n considering d amount of marks they put 4 each question so liberally,i wudnt blame them if they ran out of ink eithr,wudnt u agree?...bastards, d entire lot..!

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  7. to all those who vomment,am completely grateful for ur responses..dank u so much..but cud u plz do me a favor?plz say who u r,jus so i knw who al read my article..i got a Hunter n a Dracula up there..nice, i agree.flashy names,attitude get ups.am into those as well..but plz,giv a name aftr ur comment atleast..thanks folks. :)

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